11th Doctor Bathrobe
I WEAR A ROBE NOW. ROBES ARE COOL.
Gallivanting across spacetime in a big blue box, a Time Lord's life is tiresome. Time for a dip in the pool, putting your feet up on the console, and some relaxation! Even if bowties are cool, they're not loungewear. Try something soft, warm, and comfortable, instead!
Maybe a little something like this 100% polyester fleece robe, printed to look like the Eleventh Doctor's tweed jacket. Has two pockets on the front for filling with Jammie Dodgers, and a faux chest pocket with a faux sonic screwdriver faux actually peeking out.
One size fits many humans and presumably some aliens from Gallifrey. Sleeve length: 24". Robe length (from where collar meets shoulder): 46". Chest size: 50". Waist size: 51". Sash length: 66".
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.